But y u all so QT?
skelemmyton:

missmonstermel:

hahahaaaaaa 

omg

skelemmyton:

missmonstermel:

hahahaaaaaa 

omg

Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?

 

“How come he don’t want me, man?”

From what I’ve heard, Will Smith’s father actually left him. This wasn’t entirely scripted. Will went off on his own rant, and the hug at the end was genuine.

His character was just supposed to shrug off his dad leaving again and he starts to but then Will goes off script. That whole speech is coming entirely from him. The hug at the end is also genuine, actor to actor not character to character.

God, I will never stop loving Will Smith.

intellectual-stupidity:

ladykick-ass:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

mycroft-queenofengland:

cumberbitchsandwich:

adventuresinnerdiness:

flickandswish:

billy-hill:

beekel:

Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.

i am crying i am literally crying i am laughing so hard that there are tears trickling from my eyes oh my god

perfect, perfect, perfect

I CAN’T OH MY GOD THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

I wish I could play this for every customer that asks me for this book.

OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY LISTENED TO IT

this needs to be back on my blog

THIS IS NEVER NOT FUNNY

I can’t wait to use “I’D REALLY LIKE TO CLAIM YOUR ASS” as a pickup line

rjlhejhklerjkeh I… I honestly can’t even. I just can’t.

theagilebeast:

Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.

vennumberten:

so my spell check is apparently a sassy black woman

vennumberten:

so my spell check is apparently a sassy black woman

rinneko:

ladyknightofnight:

queenechidna:

haydenrodgers:

haggardstyle:

queenxsass:

lesincompetent:

lainexvx:

lady—fett:

ladyxvader:

dylan-evans:

pathxfinder:

everyoneiseverywhere:

thingsjustkeephappening:

Call Me Maybe - Entirely in Star Wars quotes

It’s like every time you think the best cover/parody of this song has been made, it hasn’t.

 

Holy shit

I’m freaking out

how in the world….

This is one of the best things to happen on the internet.

Oh my goodness, my tears.

whoever made this let me love you.

perfect

Wow please don’t make me hate star wars

what

YES

Are you JOKING! You. Complete. Me.

Words cannot express how fucKING BOWN MY MIND IS RIGHT NOW!

I…

Thank you, internet!