textsfromdog:

soejgiwjgowiegiwej I almost just died.

<3 It’s Kind of a Funny Story

savvycaptain:

TaaDaa number 2?

It’s finally the right shade of red.
I really really really dig it and happy to be nice dying it again.

: 3 D’awwww, very qt.

bulletben:

The one in this gif that I just reblogged not too long ago:

You can get it from here.

W-Why is Gengar licking Snorlax’s crotch…?

wendygetoutofthepool:

slys-butt:

rottenweiler:

i know that the bicycle thing is probably being used as a euphemism for “he sleeps with a lot of people” but all i could imagine at first was going on a date with a really attractive, intelligent man, and you get super attached to him but then one day when you finally go back to his house after dinner you unzip his pants or unbutton his shirt and suddenly all of his clothes fall off and he’s a bike. literally a bike. he clatters to the ground with a cling and a clang and you stand there in the living room, staring at a bike on the ground, and you think, why does this always happen to me

reblogging for the comment

The comment is amazing…

That comment is amazing… but at the same time, the first time this happened, I’d be totally okay with it. I’d be like: “Hey, free bike” and totally forget about the circumstances.

After the second time though, I’d start to get frustrated. I mean, who the hell needs two bikes? What am I going to do with two bikes? All I’m going to do is have the second one sitting at home, reminding me of the man that could have been.

gamessavedmylife:

Dave Matney discusses how, after becoming a father at 17, and both enduring and engaging in infidelity, a group of gamers saved him from committing suicide. 

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Super touching.